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If you’re scared of the purge in real life clap your hands
If you’re angry about what’s happening in Ferguson clap your hands
If you’re terrified about what’s happening in america clap your hands
If you’ve lost all faith in humanity because of what’s happening in America clap your hands
- Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
- Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
- Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
- Mom: show me where it says that
- Me: levictus 19:19
- "'Keep my decrees.
- “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
- “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
- “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
- Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
- Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality